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Month: April 2011

W stands for What do you want?

April 28, 2011 Suburban Wife

What do you want?  What do I want? What we all want is pretty much the same I think and I don’t think we all want love or to be loved.  No, I think we all want to be remembered. Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge1 Comment

V is for Vampirism…Bet You Didn’t Know That!

April 25, 2011May 1, 2011 Suburban Wife

I’m an advocate of the Real Vampire Community.  I have been for years.  Some might call this my dirty little secret but it’s not, I just chose not to mix interests is all.   I’ve spent a long time educating Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, psi, psy, real vampires, real vampirism, sanguinarian1 Comment

U is For Underwear is Fun to Wear When You Wear Underoos!

April 24, 2011June 24, 2015 Suburban Wife

Underwear is fun to wear when you wear Underoos!  I remember the tune to that song like it was permanently etched into my subconscious.  I also remember liking the batman Underoos better than the stupid ol’ Wonder Woman Underoos.  I Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, underoos, underwear, vintage4 Comments

T is for Torani Sugar Free Irish Cream Syrup

April 23, 2011June 24, 2015 Suburban Wife

Today’s T post is quick and dirty…T is for Torani sugar Free Irish Cream Syrup.  Put it over ice cream, dump it in your coffee or add it to sponge cake.  It’s delicious and it’s sugar free.  Here’s some nutritional Read More …

Feed Your Facea-z blogging challenge, cooking, Feed Your Face, irish cream recipes, irish cream syrup, torani7 Comments

S is for Steamer Trunk Restoration

April 22, 2011April 22, 2011 Suburban Wife

I promised I would post some pics of my new restoration project.  I found an old streamtrunk that we think might be from the late 1700’s to the 1880’s.   The outside is covered in pressed tin sheets and some Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, antiques, steam trunk restoration3 Comments

R is for Round Up

April 21, 2011April 22, 2011 Suburban Wife

R is an easy letter to post about.  It’s so easy I feel guilty for cheating this way but hey I’m a busy woman!  Today’s R post is a round up of some of my favorite articles – ones I’ve Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, articles, r is for, recap, round up1 Comment

Q is for Queasy Quisine

April 20, 2011August 18, 2012 Suburban Wife

I’m an extremely picky eater.  Not very long ago I wouldn’t eat 99% of the food on this blog.  I have more than just a few issues with food.  For instance, brown gravy does not belong on mashed potatoes and Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, cooking, cuisine, Feed Your Face, food, peanut butter, ribs, salsa4 Comments

Pico De Gallo and Pita Chips

April 19, 2011April 22, 2012 Suburban Wife

Recipe: Pico De Gallo and Pita Chips Summary: Pico De Gallo is similar to Salsa except that it is much chunkier and made of a variety of fresh uncooked vegetables and sometimes includes fresh fruits. Ingredients 2 tomatoes chopped 1/4 Read More …

Feed Your Facea-z blogging challenge, mexican food, Pico De Gallo, pico de gallo recipe, pita chips, snacks, spicy6 Comments

Nook-aliciousness!

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 Suburban Wife

I saved up all my Barnes and Nobles gifts cards from Christmas and bought myself a Nook color.   I love it.  I didn’t realize that it has the capabilities of a regular Droid tablet.  I bought it for the Read More …

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M is for McDonald’s McWedding Packages

April 15, 2011April 15, 2011 Suburban Wife

“I’d like a cheeseburger and fries.” “Ok that’ll be 4.99” “Oh, wait, I also need a wedding package for  100 people.  Cake included.” “Ok, your total comes to $1,280.  Please pull up to the first window.” LMAO!  Can you imagine? Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, fast food weddings, funny, Marital Bliss, married, mcdonald's, mcweddings, wedding11 Comments

L is for Leaving It Behind

April 15, 2011April 15, 2011 Suburban Wife

Sometimes ya just gotta let it go and leave it behind.  The last month or so has been really tough for me.  I’ve worked long hours on my feet, which has wore me down physically.  I’ve endured, several times, being Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, job, life, stress3 Comments

Kale and Bacon Recipe

April 13, 2011April 22, 2012 Suburban Wife

Kale is a bit strange but it is really really good. It’s a tad bit bitter and reminds me of spinach.    Kale is loaded with nutrients and vitamins including vitamin B, iron, vitamin C and an astonishing 192% of Read More …

Feed Your Facebacon, kale, kale recipe, sauteed kale recipe3 Comments

Jean Crafts – Turn Old Denim Blue Jeans into a Purse

April 12, 2011June 24, 2015 Suburban Wife

This is a really simple craft that allows you to recycle your old blue jeans and give them new use.  All you need is an old pair of jeans that you don’t mind cutting up, some velcro, sewing needles, thread, Read More …

How to Make Stuffa-z blogging challenge, blue jeans, denim, denim purse, girls purse, jean crafts, kids crafts, purse, sewing8 Comments

I is for Ink Pen Storage

April 11, 2011April 10, 2011 Suburban Wife

Did you know that ink pens should be stored vertically, cap down?  The reason being that over time the ink inside the barrel thickens and dries up from the outside in.  You’ll get more usage from your pens by not Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, ink pens, markers, paint pens, scrapbooking, specialty pens, storage6 Comments

H is for Houses – Design Your Own – Build Your Own. Who Does That?

April 9, 2011April 9, 2011 Suburban Wife

My husband and I have discussed many times what we want to do with our house once the kids all leave home.   It’s kind of strange that it has been happening for the last few years but it has. Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, houses, little houses, small houses, unique homesLeave a comment

G is for Gardening – I’m Planting My Garden, What About You?

April 8, 2011April 9, 2011 Suburban Wife

It’s planting season again.  Which also means I’ll be battling those damn garden snails again.  Oh well, there’s always crushed sand and copper pennies I’ve discovered. I can’t wait to plant this years garden.   We’ve planted our garden in Read More …

My Worlda-z blogging challenge, eco friendly, garden snails, gardening, holistic, organic8 Comments

Fast Foods – Quick Corn Fritter Recipe

April 7, 2011April 22, 2012 Suburban Wife

My corn fritters are serious business.  They are full of flavor and pack a punch with lots of crunch on the outside and moist, fluffy cornbread on the inside.  They’re a little bit spicy with a sweetness that is so Read More …

Feed Your Facecheddar, cilantro, cornmeal, cornmeal recipes, gluten free corn fritters, green onions, jalapenos5 Comments

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DIy Projects

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    Check out my Alice in Wonderland Paper Mache Tea Cup.  I made 3 of them that were able to stack on top of each other.  I also made a saucer for each tea cup.    Here’s the the other cup, Read More …

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    Everyone wants a personalized iPhone case.  I’ve seen Hello Kitty designs, Music Notes, Skulls, Monograms, Cupcakes, you name it.  Since I work at a craft store I see a lot of people buying gems and glue and heat tools and Read More …

  • table1 DIY Palette Furniture, Homemade Coffee Table

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