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eSalon Custom Formulated Hair Color Review

October 22, 2015October 22, 2015 Suburban Wife
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eSalon custom formulated hair color is claiming to be the new at-home hair dye that we all must try.  They are claiming that their service is good enough to replace drug store brands, cheaper than going to a professional and Read More …

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How to Travel with A Vibrator & other Sex Toys

July 25, 2015 Suburban Wife
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The Proper Way to Take a Vibrator on a Plane Traveling with sex toys, vibrators in particular, has the potential to turn from greatly anticipated vacation to sexually humiliating nightmare rather quickly. Airport security is working more diligently to find Read More …

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Cannibal Recipes – Cooking with Flesh

July 25, 2015 Suburban Wife
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Preparing human flesh for consumption can be tricky. It is vitally important to have knowledge of seasoning and cooking technique when you are preparing a cannibalistic meal and my easy to recreate recipes will give you just that.  Follow this Read More …

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Summer Sunburn Remedies

June 27, 2015June 27, 2015 Suburban Wife
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How to Care for a Sunburn I’m a redhead and I have pale skin with freckles; that means in the time it takes to get Domino’s Pizza delivered, wash my car or dry towels, my flesh fries to an unholy-hell Read More …

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Realizations of An Empty Nester

August 16, 2013 Suburban Wife
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I remember that as a new mom it was uber important to be there to experience all of my child’s first moments, like when my daughter Alyssa spoke her first word or when my son rode his first two wheel Read More …

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How to Get Your Kids Off Your Couch and Out The Door

June 16, 2013 Suburban Wife
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I have the easiest way to get your kids off your couch and out the door.  This works on teens and older.  You could use it on younger ones but you’d have to be less explicit and arrange for their Read More …

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The Boomerang Daughter

June 16, 2013 Suburban Wife
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Its not uncommon in this day and age to hear about a twenty-something moving back in with their parents because they can’t afford to pay for rent and utilities on their own.   Businesses are working these young adults in short Read More …

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Can I Make $100 A Day at Bubblews.com?

June 16, 2013June 16, 2013 Suburban Wife
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Do you want to know how to earn money working from home?  You probably found this blog post after seeing an advertisement that asked you that very question.  Working from home is a popular search term especially with the job Read More …

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3 Things to Consider Before You Buy a Convertible

May 22, 2013May 22, 2013 Suburban Wife
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I bought a convertible but you probably saw that in one of my other posts.  I’ve learned a lot about owning a convertible in the last few months.  There are things I didn’t think about before I bought my car; Read More …

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Listerine & Shaving Cream Summer Feet Treatment – Does It Really Work?

April 30, 2013June 24, 2015 Suburban Wife
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The Listerine & shaving cream recipe has been all over the internet lately.  I belong to pinterest and I’ve seen it pinned over and over again.  I too pinned it with the intention of giving it at try as soon Read More …

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An Empty Nest Means I Have Socks!

April 18, 2013May 22, 2013 Suburban Wife
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If you’re a parent then you know that nothing is sacred and that whatever belongs to you will surely be found in your child’s room or possession at some point.  As a mom that most often means you will find your clothes Read More …

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Prom Dresses for Sale

April 12, 2013April 14, 2013 Suburban Wife
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I have prom dresses for sale for cheap.  I have purple, white, hot pink, and 2 different shades of blue.  These dresses have been worn once and are suitable for prom, graduation, various school dances, parties, quinceaneras etc.   I Read More …

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Apostolic Pentecostalism; The Cult of Christianity

March 28, 2013July 12, 2015 Suburban Wife
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A Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal is a person that believes in speaking in tongues – glossolalia – as proof that a person has received the Holy Ghost. Oneness Apostolic Pentecostals are people who believe in dramatic demonstrations of the Gifts of Read More …

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Midlife Crisis, More Like Midlife Excitement

March 18, 2013May 22, 2013 Suburban Wife
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I finally got to get a new car; a car just for me.  I rarely have passengers now that my kids are grown up and have cars of their own which meant the world was my car lot and I Read More …

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Anti Illegal Immigration vs Racism The Law in Opposition of Opinion

March 18, 2013August 26, 2013 Suburban Wife
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Some would say that I’m racist because I have a general disdain for illegal immigrants.  And see, after reading just one sentence of this post you immediately thought, “Racist!”  Illegal immigration is a touchy topic in this country and the Read More …

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How to Train the Cat to Go Through the Doggy Door

February 19, 2013 Suburban Wife
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The best decision I ever made as a pet owner was to train my cat to go through the doggy door.  It was a rule I insisted on having after my husband told the kids we could keep the kitten Read More …

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Sharing My New Art Gallery, Tootin’ my own horn as it were.

February 1, 2013February 1, 2013 Suburban Wife
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I’ve been yakking it up about art lately.  Just outright talking smack so I’m putting my money where my mouth is and posting a gallery of my art work.  I dug out the CDs (gasp! I know!  Who has anything Read More …

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  • hotsauce Tapatio vs Tabasco Sauce

    Which One is Your Favorite?I’m feeling a little spicy today but the flavor of my spice is running pretty specific.   I crave a lighter heat that makes your mouth hot but doesn’t warm your body.  I’ve got a chicken Read More …

  • Apple Salsa Recipe

    Recipe: Apple Salsa Summary: A light summer salsa made with  fresh and healthy ingredients Ingredients 6 Fuji Apples peeled and finely diced 1 cup finely diced green apples 1/2 cup finely diced red bell pepper 1/2 cup finely diced green Read More …

  • X is for Xanthum Gum

    Xanthum Gum is a binding agent.  In gluten-full food there isn’t much need for xanthum gum because the gluten acts as the binding agent. Xanthum gum is made from corn so people with corn allergies and gluten sensitivities have a Read More …

  • T is for Torani Sugar Free Irish Cream Syrup

    Today’s T post is quick and dirty…T is for Torani sugar Free Irish Cream Syrup.  Put it over ice cream, dump it in your coffee or add it to sponge cake.  It’s delicious and it’s sugar free.  Here’s some nutritional Read More …

  • Pico De Gallo and Pita Chips

    Recipe: Pico De Gallo and Pita Chips Summary: Pico De Gallo is similar to Salsa except that it is much chunkier and made of a variety of fresh uncooked vegetables and sometimes includes fresh fruits. Ingredients 2 tomatoes chopped 1/4 Read More …

DIy Projects

  • bow8 DIY Make a Bow Bandeau Bikini Top Tutorial

    Bandeau tops are everywhere right now, they are a hugely popular.  My daughter has been ogling bandeau tops on the internet for a couple of months and she kept telling me that she really really liked one she saw that had a Read More …

  • IMG_0947 Paper Mache Alice in Wonderland Cheshire Cat Tea Cup

    Check out my Alice in Wonderland Paper Mache Tea Cup.  I made 3 of them that were able to stack on top of each other.  I also made a saucer for each tea cup.    Here’s the the other cup, Read More …

  • phone1 How To Make Your Own Rhinestone iPhone Case

    Everyone wants a personalized iPhone case.  I’ve seen Hello Kitty designs, Music Notes, Skulls, Monograms, Cupcakes, you name it.  Since I work at a craft store I see a lot of people buying gems and glue and heat tools and Read More …

  • table1 DIY Palette Furniture, Homemade Coffee Table

    I saw a really cool homemade coffee table on Pinterest made from a palette.  I liked the idea because it costs next to nothing to make and its so family friendly its ridiculous.  No need for coasters, no worries about Read More …

  • photo My First Failed Mod Podge Project

    We all have our bad project days. Here’s a look at the first time of my Mod Podge projects failed.

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    me Hello! My name is Kelly. I raised a family of 4 kids, 3 dogs, a cat and a husband. I was both mom and wife and while I still am I am entering a new phase in my life where those roles are being redefined.

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