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Your Room is A Fire Hazard!

Posted on 02 September 2009 by Suburban Wife

Where on earth did my daughter go?
If I had to put her face on a milk carton this is the one I would choose. I love how her sweet innocence shows through in the photo.

Once upon a time my almost 15 year old daughter was the most responsible, cleanest and most organized child in the [...]

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Teen Texting Codes

Posted on 02 September 2009 by Suburban Wife

If you are checking your teen’s text messages and aren’t up to date on the texting lingo then you better get a clue. Here’s a few common texting codes teens use.

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How to Potty Train your Child Using an Alarm Clock

Posted on 31 August 2009 by Suburban Wife

Way back when Moses was parting the Red Sea I was potty train my oldest child. After using M&M candies to bribe her and washing out I-don’t-know- how-many pairs of poopy panties I had a lightbulb moment. I figured out how to potty train my daughter with an alarm clock. It worked like a charm and it became the tried and true method of potty training with my other children. Here’s how it works.

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Kids School Lunch Sandwich Ideas

Posted on 19 August 2009 by Suburban Wife

Coming up with fun and interesting sandwich ideas for kids can be frustrating to parents especially for families living in the fast lane. Boredom easily sets in when kids are forced to eat the same sandwich day in and day out, plus kids and parents have different ideas on what’s healthy and what’s not. The key to a great kid sandwich is to think like a kid and try to remember what you would have liked on a sandwich as a kid. Here are a few sandwich ideas to help accommodate your kid while still providing proper nutrition.

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When Did High School Become a P0rn Convention?

Posted on 11 August 2009 by Suburban Wife

Yeah I know high school has changed since I was a teenager some zillion years ago (according to my son, harumph!) BUT…

I don’t remember the kids at school wearing so little. Okay, I don’t remember the girls wearing so little I should say.

A couple of weeks ago I escorted my youngest ankle biter to her high school roundup to get her class schedule, books and locker. I thought I was hip. My kid’s friends tell me I’m the cool, young mom. Now however, I’m afraid to admit I might not be as cool as they think I am; not after seeing the current generation of teenage girls anyway.

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