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The Proper Way to Take a Vibrator on a Plane Traveling with sex toys, vibrators in particular, has the potential to turn from greatly anticipated vacation to sexually humiliating nightmare rather quickly. Airport security is working more diligently to find strange, possibly dangerous, items in passenger’s luggage these days. Here’s the right way to travel


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Preparing human flesh for consumption can be tricky. It is vitally important to have knowledge of seasoning and cooking technique when you are preparing a cannibalistic meal and my easy to recreate recipes will give you just that.  Follow this simple recipe guide and you’ll be serving your friends and family in no time. Marinated


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How to Care for a Sunburn I’m a redhead and I have pale skin with freckles; that means in the time it takes to get Domino’s Pizza delivered, wash my car or dry towels, my flesh fries to an unholy-hell shade of red. It goes without saying that I’ve exposed my skin to the business


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I remember that as a new mom it was uber important to be there to experience all of my child’s first moments, like when my daughter Alyssa spoke her first word or when my son rode his first two wheel bicycle or when the baby of the family cut off her long hair or Sam


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The countdown has begun. Three weeks from today we will officially have an empty nest.  We will be doing the traditional drop-the-kid-off ceremony and from there we and her are on our own.   This is child number 4 so we are ready and excited at the prospects that lay ahead of us and one of


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I have the easiest way to get your kids off your couch and out the door.  This works on teens and older.  You could use it on younger ones but you’d have to be less explicit and arrange for their care first.  With older kids you can say whatever it takes to get the job


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Its not uncommon in this day and age to hear about a twenty-something moving back in with their parents because they can’t afford to pay for rent and utilities on their own.   Businesses are working these young adults in short 3 hour shifts and only giving them a few measly hours each week; not enough


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Do you want to know how to earn money working from home?  You probably found this blog post after seeing an advertisement that asked you that very question.  Working from home is a popular search term especially with the job market the way it is right now.  I am always looking for way ways to


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I bought a convertible but you probably saw that in one of my other posts.  I’ve learned a lot about owning a convertible in the last few months.  There are things I didn’t think about before I bought my car; things I wish someone would have mentioned.  Things like “you’re daughter might get pooped on


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The Listerine & shaving cream recipe has been all over the internet lately.  I belong to pinterest and I’ve seen it pinned over and over again.  I too pinned it with the intention of giving it at try as soon as I got some Listerine and shaving cream.  I had some generic Target brand mouthwash


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If you’re a parent then you know that nothing is sacred and that whatever belongs to you will surely be found in your child’s room or possession at some point.  As a mom that most often means you will find your clothes laying on the floor of your daughter’s bedroom and that includes socks. Ever since my


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I have prom dresses for sale for cheap.  I have purple, white, hot pink, and 2 different shades of blue.  These dresses have been worn once and are suitable for prom, graduation, various school dances, parties, quinceaneras etc.   I bought 4 of these dresses for my youngest daughter and made one of them.  


Photo courtesy of  Franklin Isabell

A Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal is a person that believes in speaking in tongues – glossolalia – as proof that a person has received the Holy Ghost. Oneness Apostolic Pentecostals are people who believe in dramatic demonstrations of the Gifts of the Spirit, such as prophecy or the interpretation of tongues. Pentecostal Oneness believers reject the


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I finally got to get a new car; a car just for me.  I rarely have passengers now that my kids are grown up and have cars of their own which meant the world was my car lot and I could get any kind of car I wanted.   Well, any kind in my price range


Image Courtesy of Ben Shafer

Some would say that I’m racist because I have a general disdain for illegal immigrants.  And see, after reading just one sentence of this post you immediately thought, “Racist!”  Illegal immigration is a touchy topic in this country and the minute there’s anti-illegal immigration behavior our knee-jerk reaction is to cry racism.  The fight then becomes


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The best decision I ever made as a pet owner was to train my cat to go through the doggy door.  It was a rule I insisted on having after my husband told the kids we could keep the kitten they’d found.  Shocked,   that’s what I was, shocked, when my husband said yes to that. 


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I’ve been yakking it up about art lately.  Just outright talking smack so I’m putting my money where my mouth is and posting a gallery of my art work.  I dug out the CDs (gasp! I know!  Who has anything on CD anymore, right?!) Well I still do.  I have stacks and stacks of them.